I found These Funny Kids Jokes Online, Enjoy!
“CHILDREN ARE QUICK”
TEACHER—Glenn, How do you spell “Crocodile” ?
TEACHER—-No that’s wrong.
GLENN—Maybe it is wrong, but you asked how I spell it.
TEACHER—Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your Brother’s…Did you copy him?
CLYDE—-No. Sir. It’s the same dog.
TEACHER—Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
TEACHER– Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?
GLENN—Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER—Why are you late?
STUDENT—-Class started before I got here.
TEACHER—John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN—You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER—Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER—What are you talking about?
DONALD—Yesterday you said it’s H to O.