I found These Funny Kids Jokes Online, Enjoy!
“CHILDREN ARE QUICK”
TEACHER—Glenn, How do you spell “Crocodile” ?
TEACHER—-No that’s wrong.
GLENN—Maybe it is wrong, but you asked how I spell it.
TEACHER—Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your Brother’s…Did you copy him?
CLYDE—-No. Sir. It’s the same dog.
TEACHER—Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
TEACHER– Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?
GLENN—Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER—Why are you late?
STUDENT—-Class started before I got here.
TEACHER—John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN—You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER—Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER—What are you talking about?
DONALD—Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
“Amazing, acknowledge them.
Believable, trust them.
Childlike, allow them.
Divine, honor them.
Energetic, nourish them.
Fallible, embrace them.
Gifts, treasure them.
Here now, be with them.
Innocent, delight with them.
Joyful, appreciate them.
Kindhearted, learn from them.
Lovable, cherish them.
Magical, fly with them.
Noble, esteem them.
Open minded, respect them.
Precious, value them.
Questioners, encourage them.
Resourceful, support them.
Spontaneous, enjoy them.
Talented, believe in them.
Unique, affirm them.
Vulnerable, protect them.
Whole, recognize them.
Xtraspecial, celebrate them.
Yearning, notice them.
Zany, laugh with them.”
“If we knew what tomorrow held, we wouldn’t need our dreams, our plans. But tomorrow is an unanswered question, a new challenge to face, and always a new adventure to explore.”
“Cherish the memories of yesterday, savor the joys of today, nurture the promise of tomorrow.”
“We don’t stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.” George Bernard Shaw
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift; that’s why they call it the present.” Eleanor Roosevelt
“Take time for your family, to love, to laugh and play. To cherish each moment and treasure each day.”
“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.” Woody Allen
One quote a parent should always use is: “Be a parent first, and a friend second.”
“Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset, or mad, is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get back.”
“One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.”
“While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is.” Angela Schwindt
“Although you’re not their mother,
You care for them each day.
You cuddle, sing, and read to them
And watch them as they play.
You see each new accomplishment
You help them grow and learn
You understand their language
And you listen with concern.
They come to you for comfort
And you kiss away their tears
They proudly show their work to you
You give the loudest cheers!
No, you are not their mother
But your role is just as strong
You nurture them and keep them safe
Though not for long…
You know someday the time will come
When you will have to part
But you know each child you’ve cared for
Is forever in your heart!”
“Little children come to me
for hugs and books and such.
I care for all their simple needs
and also fix them lunch.
I pick up toys, mop up spills
and often dry their tears.
I change their diapers, settle fights,
and kiss away their fears.
I tie their shoes, zip their coats,
and push them on the swing.
I really love these kids, you see,
but there is just one thing.
Call me Mom, or Aunt, or Gayle-
those names just might fit.
But please don’t call me sitter,
because I never get to sit!”
Happy Mother’s Day (1991)
With Love From Angie